* In his new book, Neal Gorsuch explains that there are too many laws. Not on women’s bodies or anything… but on the important people like presidents who encourage supporters to murder the vice president. [The Guardian]
* Delaware asks Elon Musk for ANY case precedent to support his $56 billion pay package. Maybe AI can hallucinate him one. [Law360]
* Meanwhile, Elon is under investigation for violating personal information farming laws under the guise of a political action committee. [Reuters]
* Clifford Chance tries to deal with the “Kirklandization” of the market, which is honestly better than the Skaddenization of the industry which always sounded like a painful condition. [Bloomberg Law News]
* DOJ sues TikTok over childrens’ privacy. [Law.com]
* Justin Timberlake no longer allowed to drive in New York. This will ruin the tour. Or at least the Flushing tour. [SI Live]
* Lawyer sentenced for leaving a bomb at the Chinese embassy. [Washington Post]
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